That time when you back off of the training load and let your body absorb all that hard work of the past weeks. A time to catch up on sleep, let the aches and pains subside a bit, and let the body recover.
Well, that's how it's sold to us. The reality is, it's a week when:
- You can't sleep soundly because you aren't digging yourself into a fatigue pit every day
- The aches and pains actually seem to get worse, before they get better (thank you DOMS)
- You feel flat and slow by the end of this so-called glorious 'recovery week' - ahhhh they tell you; wait for it, the recovery is there... trust me
- The same neurotic, type-A personality that provides the resolve necessary to stick to our diets, get to the pool at a time when no other living thing is awake, and push out one more interval turns against us and we start to feel like we're sloths on about the first day of 'recovery week'. We can actually feel our fitness wasting away and hear the fat cells multiplying.
- (a) there was nothing else to do
- (2) no-one was around and
- (z) everyone knows that not swimming for 2 days would make you completely forget how to swim.
- Click on 'More' on the menu - it's right next to the 'Olympics' tab - which seems to indicate that cycling in the US doesn't even rate higher than a sporting event THAT ISN'T EVEN BEING HELD THIS YEAR!
- On the drop down, it's right between 'Tennis' and 'Dog Show'... thaaaaat's right...
|I swear I can't make up things this sad...|
|"I want to go to there....."|
Wow - now that is good marketing. The only thing that would make this better is if the parachute was engulfed in flame - or someone CGI'd a sonic boom into the picture.
Unfortunately though, this is what the average person will look like when actually using it, among the certain baying of heckling from people gathered in the park for a Sunday BBQ. To be followed by the old drunken BBQ attendee favorite game of 'Catch the Dorky Runner and Give Him an Atomic Wedgie'.
|No. Absolutely not. And I'm not even talking about the parachute.|
|It's sad. Like a kid trying to get a kite off the ground, only to have it shredding behind him as it bounces on the grass.|
Ok - so what have I been doing productive with my recovery week? Uhmmm... how about over analyzing data from the last two weeks worth of workouts?
Quiz Time: What do the following two workout elevation plots tell you?
A) This lucky guy lives in Colorado
B) This idiot lives in Colorado
C) This past weekend was not pleasant
D) This past weekend was really fun
E) A and D
F) I've lost track and stopped caring about this quiz
The correct answer is of course 'Bradley Wiggins and Team Sky' - weren't you listening at all to the first part of this post?
Oh yes, the above profiles were the elevation changes for my run on Saturday followed by my bike ride on Sunday. The run took some Jedi mind tricks to get out the door on. I was pretty fatigued, and it was late in the day. I pushed myself out the door. Here's what went through my mind:
Mile 1 - "...this really sucks. I feel flat and tired. This is going to go on endlessly. There are a lot of hills ahead."
Mile 2 - "...this still blows. It shouldn't blow by now. I must really be tired. I should turn back. Of course if I turn around now, it's going to take 2 miles to get home. That sucks and will be 4 miles. Four miles is almost to 5 and five is halfway to my planned 10 mile run. I should just keep going..."
I'm not kidding - that was my reasoning. It was weak, but my brain bought it.
I'm happy to say that by mile 5 I was having a blast. Things woke up and though I never felt great, I felt strong and fluid, especially on the downhill towards home. I also felt like a mental bad ass. Although given the weakness of the logic that pushed me through, it's more like a mental dumb ass.
Sunday's ride was epic and so much fun. I had mounted up a pair of my new favorite tire of all time. "Continental GP 4000 S". If you don't have these you should chuck whatever crap you're riding on and slap on a pair of these babies. It was like a completely different ride. So plush and predictable. Perfect shock absorption and stickiness through corners.
Rode from my house, up Deer Creek with the High Grade option to Conifer. Stopped in Aspen Park for a ham and cheese sandwich on Rosemary sourdough. Felt very 'Euro' with just that and water in my bottles for a 4 hour ride.
|The bumps are 'hurt' my friend - Colorado style|
And if the speed limit is 35mph, and I'm doing said speed limit - then you are putting yourself (and anyone else in your vehicle or in close proximity to it) at great risk to pass me and then stay ahead of me.
Why do motorists (mostly men) feel that they cannot possibly stand to have a bike going faster than them? I've had more than one pass me - I can hear the engine rev and I hug the shoulder to help them out in this foolish endeavor - then watch as they try to make the next corner at the speed they've accelerated to. I've watched them sail into the gravel and cross the yellow, all to maintain a speed that they wouldn't attempt if not for the pressure of wanting to show the cyclist that they can handle it and didn't just do something really dumb.
And then - I end up having to brake because 'Signor Andretti' can't hold speed through the corners. He's then self conscious (or something) and tries to show me that he can stay ahead of me. I watch the listing of the vehicle through every corner, the passenger grabbing the roof and dashboard and hear the squeal of tires. Meanwhile (and I really don't care about this part) - I'm lazily banking through the corner and post braking to give some distance (and manhood) back to him. Damn, I wish I hadn't already burned the phrase, 'ferret nipple'.
Anyway, listen up. The scrawny, lycra clad cyclist is faster than you and your pick-up truck which including the gun rack and CIBIE light kit, has a center of mass higher than the crowd on the CU Boulder Campus lawn at 4:20 on 4/20.
Anywhoo - I was more worried for them than for me. They passed with plenty of room, but were just going way too fast for their own good. I was having too good a day to be upset about having to brake on the descent. As one of my favorite vocalists is fond of singing, Don't worry - be happy.
Ok, so some other eye candy courtesy of Golden Cheetah analysis software.
|HR, Power, Speed and Altitude - Notice the 5x5min Z4 repeats at about 30' in|
|I don't use this graph that much - I just think it looks cool|
Pray for my sanity.